Ricky's Smelly Movie Reviews

Ricky here, just found this hellious Wormhole Server and thought I'd post a few of my movie reviews. I am well known in the future. I am the top reviewer of all the tip top opening movies. All right, maybe I'm not, but you wouldn't know, would you?

The first file I put on the server was kicked out by the taint censor mechanism. I'll have to check the release dates to make sure I don't have a review for a yet released movie. Plus, I think I went to far with the A.I. information. I'll try to put more reviews up later, wormhole willing. Read.

American Beauty

This movie was a sweeper at the 1999 Academy Awards, but it hit a sore spot with my smeller. Sure the story was okay, but the damned roses nearly drove me sneezing from the theater. I'm not normally allergic to roses, but I think the smell was off toward the sweet end of the scale.
Every scent seemed slightly sweeter than it should be, except the dinner. Dan Cheese, I could have run out of there for hunger at that scene, and I did see some exits for the snack bar when Lester and the kid stepped out for a joint.
In a ball, it was distracting from the story to have the taint sweet rose scent throughout. We got it in the first few minutes.

rating: Triple nose plugs

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

From the opening conference smell of cleaning chemicals and wiring, to the icy, slightly bleachy smell when they chipped the kid from the shuttle, this movie had my nose going like a . Congrats to the team who worked the house scents as well - an odd mix of sterile, yet woody scents.

I definitely suggest using the sniff clip before going in, and foregoing the popcorn. I took another hit from my sniff clip just as they entered Rouge City, you might want to do the same. This movie is a smorgasbord of scents and you don't want to miss them.

rating: No nose plugs