That's right.     We said it.     Sure, they get up early, but they go to bed at 10:pm. They waste the best part of the day.

And, they have the nerve to imply Night People aren't pulling their fair share? Their glory days are over!

Call us Night Owls, Night Walkers, Night People... We're borderline nocturnal. Sure, we've seen the sun, but it's awfully bright and hurts our eyes.
If you're one of us, and you're tired of taking criticism of your schedule, declare it!

Our shirts make it loud and clear. Like Marvin, our Aye-Aye mascot, says: