
"There are those who say, 'If the Democrats didn't want a leader who was
inexperienced, trampled the Constitution and put us in debt, why did they
elect one?' - we will find those people."
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Please believe, Dear Leader has reasons behind his supposed mistakes:
Um, Erm, Uh - makes Dear Leader appear thoughtful and allows the teleprompter
to catch up.
Nominated many who did not pay their taxes - did they not pay their taxes after
Dear Leader nominated them?
Gave the Prime Minister DVD's/Gave the Queen an Ipod - makes Dear Leader appear
current and someone who will not give in to stringent rules of etiquette and protocol.
Attacking private citizens (Joe Cramer/Rush Limbaugh) - shows Dear Leader will
deal directly with any who oppose him.
Stimulus and Budget for highest debt ever - Dear Leader wishes only to create a
future voting base. Those who rely on Dear Leader for income, will vote for Dear
Leader. This is not creating a slave class, merely a voting base.
Continually crashing the stock market - Capitalism is Democracy. If citizens are
allowed to make money without the government, Dear Leader may lose power.
Naming the First Family dog after himself - it is mere coincidence that the name
'Bo' is made by the intials of Dear Leader's name - Barack Obama. Dear Leader did not realize
why those two letters looked so good together and is not showing his vanity.
Bowed to the Saudi King - Dear Leader wishes to show our country will now work
with those who previously wished us harm. Dear Leader could not lay on the floor and
roll onto his back - his suit was too tight.
More of Dear Leaders supposed mistakes
Consider them carefully, Comrade. Dear Leader has his reason. If you object, remember, Dear Leader will find you.
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