Comrade, Welcome!

"There are those who say, 'If the Democrats didn't want a leader who was inexperienced, trampled the Constitution and put us in debt, why did they elect one?' - we will find those people."

Please believe, Dear Leader has reasons behind his supposed mistakes:

Um, Erm, Uh - makes Dear Leader appear thoughtful and allows the teleprompter to catch up.

Nominated many who did not pay their taxes - did they not pay their taxes after Dear Leader nominated them?

Gave the Prime Minister DVD's/Gave the Queen an Ipod - makes Dear Leader appear current and someone who will not give in to stringent rules of etiquette and protocol.

Attacking private citizens (Joe Cramer/Rush Limbaugh) - shows Dear Leader will deal directly with any who oppose him.

Stimulus and Budget for highest debt ever - Dear Leader wishes only to create a future voting base. Those who rely on Dear Leader for income, will vote for Dear Leader. This is not creating a slave class, merely a voting base.

Continually crashing the stock market - Capitalism is Democracy. If citizens are allowed to make money without the government, Dear Leader may lose power.

Naming the First Family dog after himself - it is mere coincidence that the name 'Bo' is made by the intials of Dear Leader's name - Barack Obama. Dear Leader did not realize why those two letters looked so good together and is not showing his vanity.

Bowed to the Saudi King - Dear Leader wishes to show our country will now work with those who previously wished us harm. Dear Leader could not lay on the floor and roll onto his back - his suit was too tight.