"Wet Paint"

Posted by John O'Connor A.K.A. Overload on May 16, 2003 at 10:43:29:

Good Grief! I did it again! One would think that a grown man would have enough sense not to touch a freshly painted bus bench! After all! It did have a sign on it that said,"WET PAINT." Why did I touch it? I can't understand? What is it about wet paint that it compels us to touch it! It should be a no brainer! First of all, you can smell the fumes, then you can see the brightness of the paint it self. The green color is very inviting! It is very soothing to the eyes. Well I really need to get back to work. My lunch break is almost over. Oh Crap! I can't believe it! Man am I stupid or what! Can you believe that I sat on this stupid bus bench to write this...

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