Stars and buckets

Posted by Ye old boot on December 22, 2000 at 17:08:46:

There once was a hollywood broad, who dreamed of success on the gliitery world of garden utility modelling. She searched in vain for an agent who would take her to the dazy heights of stardom at the top of the ladder to drugs and an excessive lifestyle, but as fate and irony would have it, this hollywood wannabe was mangled in a freak accident involving some bush clippers and industrial glue. She never made the big time, she fell down a well and now presents Radio Russia FM. God damn those sheds.

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