Oh, the sweet sweet stapler

Posted by Rufus Millfer on August 08, 2000 at 13:29:44:

Yes, a stapler.
Sweet stapler, constructed from cotton candy, with staples of liqorice. I loved that stapler. unfortunately, the dog ate that stapler, leaving behind only a fragment of sugar strands, and the shipwreck of my emotions.

I got a new stapler, last friday. It is not unusual.

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