Posted by No-one on June 13, 2000 at 03:36:20:

Nothing is the greatest thing in the world because nothing is greater than nothing. Nothing can top nothing, and what do we get if we try to fight nothing, nothing. Nothing is always around us yet nowhere. This essay is on nothing as I can think of no finer thing to write on as nothing is more powerful than nothing. So therefore to conclude, if there is one thing we could aspire to be in this life, it is nothing, as nothing could get us down, nothing could defeat us and nothing would be there when we got home. Nothing would greet you when you came in the door, unlike so many things that wouldn't bother, nothing would make that effort. In fact nothing is around me at the moment as I'm writing. So if your ever lonely remember you always have something, when you have nothing.

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